Adopt: Kida
Wanted: One Patient Human for a Dog With Many Personalities 🐾
📍 Columbus, OH | 🎂 3 years old | ⚖️ 86 lbs
Meet Kida — a 86-pound Bernese Mountain Dog with the energy of a golden retriever, the drama of a telenovela star, and absolutely no plans to change. She is loving, hilarious, and slightly unhinged in the best possible way, and she is looking for a human who can keep up.
Allow us to introduce you to all of her:
😳 Bewildered Betty shows up in new places convinced something has gone terribly wrong. She recalibrates quickly — but a securely fenced yard is non-negotiable for successful recalibration operations.
🍗 Demanding Denise considers mealtime a legally binding contract. Tardiness will not be tolerated. She will escalate.
🎉 Happy Helga greets every single moment of your existence — waking up, coming home, blinking — as the greatest event in recorded history. Every time.
🧦 Kleptomaniac Karla has relocated your shoes, socks, and miscellaneous items to locations of her choosing. She is not destroying them. She is organizing them. There is a difference.
🚨 Nosey Nellie is the self-appointed neighborhood watch captain. A man walked by. A neighbor existed. A bird did something suspicious. DEFCON 1.
💃 Flirty Fanny has been thriving in a love triangle with two male dogs and is very much in her main character era. She would absolutely love a playful dog sibling ready to match her energy.
Kida has been fostered by a single woman and has done great meeting men — she just hasn't had one on staff full-time yet. She is currently being treated for Lyme disease and is, by all accounts, a model patient who eats her medication like it's a five-star meal.
Kida would do best in a home that offers:
🏡 A securely fenced yard — mandatory for recalibration purposes
🐾 A playful dog sibling who can keep up with her energy — she would love it
🐱 No cats — she considers them a high-speed chase sport, and the cats disagree
💛 Someone with a sense of humor and a very good hiding spot for their shoes
🎓 Continued positive training and structure for her big, busy personality
❤️ A human ready to be absolutely obsessed with her, because she will be obsessed with you
Kida will guard your home, steal your socks, scream about dinner, and greet you every single morning like you just returned from war. She is a lot — and she is so, so worth it. 💕
👉 Apply to adopt Kida today — and maybe hide your shoes first.
