Adopted: Forest

Meet Forest — 3-Year-Old Bernese Mountain Dog, Neutered Male, Velcro Shadow, & Professional Creepshow

📍 Ohio | 🎂 3 years old | ⚖️ 84 lbs

If you’ve ever wished for a dog who loves you so much it borders on mildly alarming, Forest is your soulmate.

Forest is a 3-year-old, neutered Bernese Mountain Dog with ADHD, a booming goofy streak, and the emotional attachment style of a toddler clutching a juice box. He is a certified momma’s boy, and once he picks “his person,” it’s over for everyone else. He will follow you, sit next to you, stare at you, judge your life choices, and yes—walk backward so he can maintain uninterrupted eye contact. Romantic? Terrifying? You decide.

Forest’s… Unique Selling Points:

🐾 The Stare. He doesn’t just look at you. He studies you. Like he’s writing a report.

🐾 Walks Backward on Purpose. Because turning around would break eye contact and that’s unacceptable.

🐾 Goofy as a dropped snack. He’s big, clumsy, and full of chaotic enthusiasm.

🐾 Extreme Velcro Tendencies. Where you go, he goes. Bathroom included. No exceptions.

🐾 Creepy (in a loving way). He means well… he’s just intense.

🐾 Potty Training: A Work in Progress. He’s trying. He gets an A for effort, maybe a C+ for aim.

Forest Is Looking For:

✔ Someone with patience and a sense of humor

✔ A human who thinks being watched constantly is “endearing”

✔ A home okay with a 85-pound fuzzy satellite following you everywhere

✔ Someone willing to continue cheering on his potty-training progress

✔ Unlimited snuggles and zero personal space boundaries

If you’re ready for nonstop companionship, unwavering loyalty, and the persistent feeling of being observed by a giant, goofy, backward-walking fluff monster… Forest is ready to love you intensely (and creepily).