Adopt: Cheyenne
Wanted: A Home With Empty Counters and a Great Sense of Humor 🚨🐾
📍 Columbus, OH — Ohio | 🎂 5 years old | ⚖️ 85 lbs
Let's be honest with each other right from the start: Cheyenne is not a finished product. She is a work in progress. A beautifully fluffy, ridiculously cute, absolutely chaotic work in progress — and she would like you to know that she is doing her best.
Her foster has documented the following ongoing situations:
🚧 Baby gate demolition. She hasn't met one she couldn't knock down. This is not a phase. This is a lifestyle.
🍕 Counter surfing. Four paws on the ground is, for Cheyenne, more of a suggestion than a rule when snacks are in the vicinity.
🚽 Potty training negotiations. She is working on it. The keyword is working.
🧹 Hair tufts. Strategically placed throughout the home as a reminder of her presence. She lives there now. You will know it.
😂 Professional mischief. No further elaboration needed.
Here is what else she brings to the table — and she would like these noted for the record: Cheyenne is wonderful with both dogs and cats, is an expert-level cuddler, and is, by all accounts, ridiculously cute. Her foster confirms that just when you think you've had enough, she does something adorable and you completely forget what you were upset about. This is intentional. She knows exactly what she is doing.
Cheyenne would do best in a home that offers:
🏡 A fenced yard — for her safety and everyone's peace of mind
🐾 Dogs and cats very welcome — she is a social girl who loves her furry friends
👶 Children — introductions would be assessed during the process
💪 Sturdy baby gates — invest in the good ones
🍽️ Cleared counters — consider it a lifestyle change
🎓 Patience and consistency with potty training — she is getting there, promise
😂 A genuinely good sense of humor — this is not optional
Cheyenne is not looking for someone who needs a perfect dog. She is looking for someone who finds joy in the chaos, laughs at the hair tufts, and sees a hilarious, lovable, big-hearted girl underneath all the mischief. For the right person, she is going to be the most entertaining, most cuddle-worthy, most unforgettable dog they have ever had. 💕
👉 Apply to adopt Cheyenne today — and maybe hide the snacks first.
